how many calories do I burn when I run away from my problems?
I laughed more than I should have
I reply to peoples texts way too fast that its actually embarrassing
we all have a favorite eyebrow
I like it when somebody gets excited about something. It’s nice.
J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via larmoyante)
dropping out of school to become part of a chicken nugget cult
I’m the shoulder you can cry on and the hand that smacks that ass